1.A vibrating alarm clock that'll use its extra-loud alarm, pulsating alert lights, and 12-volt shaker to get your ass out of bed in the morning and leave you ~shook~.
2.A pair of prism glasses so you can watch TV while laying flat to avoid straining your neck or read a book without holding your arms up. No more aches and pains from hours of Netflix binging or reading The Art of Tidying Up.
6.A tiny toenail brace that will fix big toenail problems. It'll flatten out your nail to take away the pain of of curved toenails and prevent it from becoming ingrown.
